The Penguins Deserve Better
“Oh, the penguins deserve better. Spread the love… Beaky twats.”
Talk in your sleep? Adam does, and he says some pretty f*cked up things. Read all those nighttime murmurings on Sleep Talkin’ Man, a blog Adam’s wife started. There’s even some audio of Adam, along with mugs, T-Shirts, underwear, and ringtones. Maybe one sweet day the Dream Blog will have its own merch.
But hell, you say, isn’t sleep talking a parasomnia disorder that does NOT occur during dreams? Well, yeah, Adam here isn’t actually talking out his dreams, but one does wonder whether these surreal one-liners come from the same ethereal origin as dreams.
Here are some of my favorites recent quotes from Sleep Talkin’ Man:
“Just hold that thought for a seriously long, rectum-pinchingly time.”
“Why don’t you stand in fuck-up corner. You can stay there ’til, I don’t know, I-don’t-give-a-shit-about-you ‘o clock.”
“Why don’t you make your mouth useful. Say goodbye.”
